(WAVES SPLASHING)
(BELL RINGING)
(DOCKS CREAKING)
(I'M BUILDING ME A HOME PLAYING)
♪ I'm building me a home
♪ This earthly house
♪ Is gonna soon decay
♪ And my soul gotta have
♪ My Lord, somewhere to stay
♪ Mmm, oh my Lord
♪ When you hear me prayin'
♪ I'm building me a home
♪ When you hear me prayin'
♪ I'm building me a home
♪ My Lord
♪ Oh, my Lord
♪ This earthly house
♪ Is gonna soon decay
♪ And my soul gotta have
♪ Praise God, somewhere to stay
♪ Mmm-mmm
♪ Through many dangers, toils, and snares
♪ I have already come
♪ I've already come
♪ His grace has taught my heart to fear
♪ And I know it will lead me home
♪ When you hear me moaning
♪ I'm building me a home
♪ When you hear me moaning
♪ I'm building me a home
♪ This earthly house
♪ Is gonna soon decay
♪ And my soul gotta have
♪ Lord, somewhere to stay
♪ When you hear me shouting
♪ Shouting, shouting
♪ I'm building me a home
♪ Yes, I know
♪ When you hear me shouting
♪ I'm building me a home
♪ Shouting, my Lord
♪ This earthly house
♪ Is gonna soon decay
♪ Yeah, will soon decay
♪ And my soul gotta have
♪ My soul's gotta have
♪ And my soul's gotta have
♪ Somewhere to stay
♪ My Lord ♪
DAP: Yo!
This is it.
(CROWD CHATTERING)
Once again, we as a people are late.
(CROWD MURMURING AGREEMENT)
That's right. Late, late, and more late.
(CROWD AGREEING)
Now, how is it that Columbia, Dartmouth, Yale,
all of these supposed greater institutions of higher learning,
can beat us, Mission College, to the punch?
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
Again I ask, how is this?
Can anybody here answer this little question for me?
What question? What question?
This question.
How is it
that all of the schools that I have mentioned,
and a lot more, I might add,
how is it that they have divested
all of their money in South Africa?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we backwoods Negroes here
at the so-called finest black college in the land,
Mission College...
That's right.
...we are holding on to ours?
Holding on to it like a wino clutching his last bottle.
Yes!
Till we have completely divested,
we need to march,
we need to protest,
we need to disrupt classes,
we need to sit in, we need to shut the school down if need be.
JULIAN: Gammites!
GAMMITES: ♪ G-Phi-G, that's what we wanna be!
♪ G-Phi-G, that's what we wanna be! ♪
DAP: Now, this homecoming weekend
is the perfect opportunity for us to marshal this attack.
SLIM DADDY: Gammites, halt!
(SPITTING) GAMMITE: Real.
Real.
SLIM DADDY: Gammites!
Gammites!
GAMMITES: (CHANTING) It takes a real man to be a Gamma man
'cause only a Gamma man is a real man.
(ALL CHATTERING)
You know what, Julian? I thought that was really nice.
I really did.
Now, why don't you take your Gamma dogs and get the fuck out of here?
(CROWD MURMURING)
We of Gamma Phi Gamma do not agree
with this African mumbo jumbo.
And I am here to let you know that your revolutionary activities
here at Mission College are detrimental
not only to the student body and the administration,
but to our brothers and sisters in South Africa, as well.
ALL: Meow!
You need to wake up, Julian.
That's right, God damn it.
(CROWD CLAMORING)
Now, fellas, just wait!
As President of the Student Government Association,
and a key-wearing member of Phi Beta Kappa,
I abhor and will not tolerate violence or the threat of violence
on this sacred campus.
MAN 1: Fuck you, scrotum face! Yo, man.
MAN 2: Yo, read a book.
It is safe to say that President McPherson agrees with me, 100%.
So let's break this up.
Virgil, why don't you shut the fuck up?
You heard what I said.
Please, will you leave?
Dap, he did say "please."
STUDENT: Shut up, Monroe.
Okay.
STUDENT: This guy's full of shit, man.
Come on. Let's go.
(ALL CHATTERING)
MAN 1: Hey, homeboy.
MAN 2: Squash all that. Squash all that.
SLIM DADDY: Gammites!
(ALL BARKING)
(BARKING RHYTHMICALLY)
GAMMITES: ♪ G-Phi-G, that's what we wanna be!
♪ G-Phi-G, that's what we wanna be!
(PANTING)
♪ G-Phi-G, that's what we wanna be!
(HOWLING)
GAMMITES: ♪ G-Phi-G, that's what we wanna be!
♪ G-Phi-G, that's what we wanna be!
(GAMMITES HOWLING)
♪ G-Phi-G, that's what we wanna be! ♪
(GAMMITES BARKING)
Rachel... Dap.
Man... Don't pay him no mind.
He's just trying to make you angry.
Julian is bugged.
No, Julian is smart, Rachel.
He's confused, but he's smart.
Come on. Walk me to my class.
I can't. I gotta... I gotta stay here.
I gotta stay in shantytown.
See you later?
Yeah.
Okay.
Don't worry about it.
(CLOCK TICKING)
Be crisp, be clean!
Roll call!
Gammites!
ALL: Greetings,
Dean Big Brother Almighty,
most eloquent leader of Gamma Phi Gamma.
(BARKING) Gammites!
ALL: Hello, Big Brother General George Patton, sir!
Gammites!
Hello, Big Brother Chucky.
No rush!
Gammites!
Hello, Big Brother Dr. Feelgood.
Gammites!
Hello, Big Brother Lance.
Gammites!
What up, Big Brother X-Ray Vision?
I don't like none of these motherfuckers.
Hey, man, you know, I hear they've been trying to get some trim.
ALL: Oh, shit!
Julian, how long these sorry moonheads been on line, anyhow?
Word.
Gammites,
(GIRLS CHANTING OUTSIDE) do you hear this?
Six weeks on line
and you still do not meet the approval of your Big Brothers.
This deeply grieves my heart.
Now, when you began, there were 10 Gammites.
Now,
only eight remain.
(SNICKERING)
Now, I do not know how many of you will cross the burning sands
to the oasis of Gamma Phi Gamma. But I do know
that there is no room
for any pretenders.
A weak link
amongst the ranks.
Which one of you is it?
CHUCKY: Slim Daddy!
LANCE: No, not my personal Slim.
Rhino teeth.
Yo, homes, don't be putting it on Slim.
Mussolini. Mussolini.
Yeah, him definitely. Work it.
Sir Nosey.
Sir Nose.
That's a nose.
Yoda, definitely.
Yoda wears...
No, it couldn't be Yoda.
It was Nose. It was Nose.
(GAMMAS CHUCKLING)
Yoda, there's no truth but truth.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Mustafa. Mustafa.
GAMMAS: Double Rubber!
Double rubber, I bet.
Oh, Doo-Doo Breath!
Doo-Doo. Doo-Doo. Unsavory students.
Half-Pint!
Yes, Dean Big Brother Almighty.
How tall are you?
Five feet, five inches.
Yeah, you're a 5'5" piece of shit.
Yes, Dean Big Brother Almighty.
I don't even know why you pledged.
This is not for you.
Gamma men are real men.
I am a real man, a Gamma man.
Were you asked to speak?
You're not a Gamma man yet.
Brothers, I suspect this sawed-off human being
hasn't even had a girl yet.
It's not true. Oh, isn't that right?
I bet you're still a virgin, aren't you?
No, Dean Big Brother Almighty.
Are you calling me a liar?
No, Dean Big Brother Almighty.
I haven't been a virgin since ninth grade.
Bullshit! You're a goddamn virgin!
You ain't seen no parts of the pussy.
(GAMMAS LAUGHING)
I'm not no virgin.
Hey, you'll become a Gamma man over my dead body.
I don't even know how you got this far.
You're weak, a pussy.
And you're gonna drop, just like your cousin.
I'll be a good Gamma man. You'll see, you'll see.
Look, don't be eyeballing me.
GAMMA: Lay off him, Julian.
You'll become a Gamma man over my dead body.
Now, look.
You better get a freak over here tonight.
And no Gamma Rays, neither.
I don't care if she's blind, fat,
no teeth, one leg and a kickstand.
I ain't pledging no virgins.
You got it?
So you get that freak over here tonight.
Now straighten up and get the hell out of here, all of you!
Get that smile off your face.
(EXCLAIMING)
Darrell.
Sorry, but I can't let the Big Brothers see me talking to you.
Thanks a lot. So what's up?
Dean Big Brother Almighty went off on me.
I told you not to pledge. So what else is new?
I gotta bring a girlie back to the Gamma House tonight.
He thinks I'm a virgin.
Ah, for once in his life he's right.
(DAP CHUCKLING) Come on, Dap.
So what you want me to do?
The Gamma grapevine says we'll be going over tomorrow night.
And any fault they find will "X" me. Mmm-hmm.
I'm your first cousin, family blood. You've got to help me.
Hey, Darrell, when you needed money, I gave it to you.
When you needed your laundry done, I did it for you.
I got you food and stuff for your Big Brothers.
I just don't happen to have no females laying around the dorm.
And even if I did, I wouldn't help you like that, man.
This one day, can you forget about your differences
with Dean Big Brother Almighty?
You mean Julian? No,
Dean Big Brother Almighty.
Uh-uh, Julian. No, I mean
Dean Big Brother Almighty.
All right, already, Darrell. Damn.
Vaughn. Think about me. This'll be my neck.
Can't you talk to Rachel? She has a lot of girlfriends.
Rachel? No, no, no, no.
No haps, man. What, have you been smoking crack?
Don't you know any women?
The ones I know I asked already.
Well, what about the ones you don't know? Did you ask them?
What am I gonna say?
Say, uh...
I don't know. Tell them what they want to hear.
You know, lie your butt off, man.
Okay, okay. Better yet,
just be yourself, Darrell,
okay? Okay.
Come on, man. Come on. Get up.
Come on. Get up, get up. Get up.
You will be a Gamma man tomorrow.
Think so? You damn skippy.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You go first.
We wouldn't want Dean Big Brother Almighty
(SHUSHING) to see us together, would we?
Very funny.
Thanks, cuz. I won't forget this.
All right, man.
Gamma! Yeah, yeah.
This man had a vision.
And that vision was passed down to his son, Hayward.
Mission College was founded to educate
the sons and daughters of slaves...
You don't have to recite our history to me.
Now, we have been
and we'll continue to be grateful
for the support of the Snodgrass family.
The food is getting cold.
Oh, all right.
CEDAR: Hold it. I've got something else to say.
This is a new day.
There is a feeling that the predominantly black college,
for all intents and purposes, has outlived its usefulness.
Over the years, it has been vital
to our elevation in this great country,
but the need no longer exists in an integrated society.
That's absurd. It does exist.
It exists at Notre Dame
and Yeshiva, Brandeis, at Brigham Young.
Now you tell me, what is the difference?
You want to know the difference? I'll tell you the difference.
The difference is that the Catholics alone support the Notre Dames.
The Jews alone support the Yeshivas.
Mormons support the Brigham Youngs.
Who supports the black colleges? I'll tell you who.
The federal government and philanthropists like Snodgrass.
Harold, why won't blacks support Spelman, Tuskegee,
Morehouse, Howard?
We do. Barely!
Look, as Chairman of the Board,
I was sent here to talk with you.
Now, he does not like this divestment mess, and I don't like it, either.
Now, you better snip it right here at the bud, or I will.
'Cause if you don't, you stand a good chance of losing them.
There it is.
Yeah. People like them don't like to be told what to do with their money.
Old, old money.
Shit, I tell you all time after time,
do not sit here again.
Stay off my bed. Stay in your own room.
Ignorant motherfuckers, I swear, man.
Sorry about the bed, homeboy.
But check this out, we got a question for you, man.
What's up with your cousin Half-Pint?
Yo, man, why is he pledging? Oops.
Yo, man, you wanna take your last breath?
I didn't think so. That's my cousin.
You leave him alone. You don't talk about him like that.
We understand each other?
I'm sorry, man.
But seriously, man, what's up with the Pint, man?
But seriously, who's going back
to the administration building with me tonight?
GRADY: Not the kid. Uh-uh.
Man, you crazy? We're going to the coronation.
More butts and more titties.
That's right, God damn it.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. I thought y'all was down for the cause.
Yeah, you my brother, but goddamn, man.
That's right, goddamn.
You should lighten up on that shit, Malcolm, seriously.
He's right, Nat Turner.
Marcus Garvey.
Frederick Douglass.
Yeah. You all can kiss my black ass twice, hear?
Preach, Jesse. Preach on.
Yo, Farrakhan, relax.
Don't be so sensitive, my man. Chill.
What about the parade? Somebody coming to the parade with me, maybe?
Hey, I'm down, man, but not tonight.
I gots to see some butts shaking, you know.
Word up. I'm with him. That ain't no joke, man. I can't...
What about the rest of y'all?
Tomorrow.
All right, bet. Enjoy yourselves.
I'll see you all tomorrow morning, 9:00 a.m. sharp.
That's Kool and the Gang, brother.
Later.
Jordan, this look familiar?
Looks like your mother.
Yo, yo, my ball, man. You don't need it.
Gamma.
Anybody call me? Perry.
How you doing? How are you?
You recognize me?
Yeah, I've seen you on line.
Aren't you number one?
Yeah, that's me. Half-Pint,
Gammite number one.
Gamma Phi Gamma.
(CHUCKLING) Pleased to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
So it's almost that time, huh?
Yeah, it'll be any day now.
Are you excited?
A little.
So, Half-Pint, what can I do for you?
Well, I was wondering maybe if we could see each other,
go out to a movie, a restaurant,
pop some Jiffy Pop popcorn together.
You know, enjoy each other's company. Yeah, sure.
That'd be nice. That sounds real good.
Why don't you come by after you go over. I'm usually in at night.
I was thinking soon. How soon?
Like now, at the Gamma House. Sorry.
I can't. We could have fun. Big fun.
Just give me one reason why not, just one.
First of all, I don't know you from Adam.
You just pop out of thin air, and I'm supposed to say yes?
I've always been attracted to you.
I just couldn't tell you before. I was shy.
But now that I've been pledging, I'm a different person.
Well, I'm not attracted to you.
Besides, I don't want a physical relationship.
All you guys are dogs.
I've heard about you Gammas.
I'm not trying to dog you. Look at my face.
Can't a real Gamma man be attracted to you, huh?
Is this some type of a joke?
Did your Big Brother send you over here?
I don't have time for children's games.
And you're so small, I'd probably break you in two.
WOMAN: See? See? See? I knew it. I knew it.
That's okay.
DINA: Gamma Rays,
I call to order the 35th meeting of the Sister Order
of Gamma Phi Gamma Fraternity, Incorporated.
Meow.
GAMMA RAYS: Meow.
Kim, could you read the minutes
from the last meeting, please?
All right. We decided that Velda
will take care of the music for the fashion show.
Velda, please, none of that hip-hop, B-boys nonsense.
GAMMA RAYS: Yeah.
I happen to like Run-DMC.
Nevertheless, leave it at home.
Miriam, did you call the boutiques?
Yes, I did.
Did you make a list of the suppliers? Yes, I did.
She is such a pain in the ass.
Look. Let's not make this long, okay?
We have to get dressed.
Now what have we decided?
Okay. I talked to the Brothers
and the Gammites are definitely going over tomorrow night.
GAMMA RAYS: All right.
So we should give them a party.
ALL: Yes.
They haven't had fun for so long, a jam will be on.
Where, at the frat house?
Yeah, at the Gamma House.
The brothers said it was cool,
but we have to clean up first.
MIRIAM: Clean up?
Are you crazy?
Look, we have been cleaning up
after those sorry, tired, trifling,
shiftless Negroes from day one.
And I am not cleaning up. I refuse to clean.
Miriam, why are you always complaining?
This is for G-Phi-G.
For the black and silver.
Yet and still, I am no maid.
And we are? TASHA: Well, I have a question.
Who's gonna pay for it this time?
We're giving it, we should pay for it.
GAMMA RAY: We always pay for it. Common sense.
We are gonna pay for it.
Now, Dina, how much did we make from the bake sale?
Enough.
I'm not going to the party.
(KNOCKING)
(ALL WHISTLING)
Where's the freaks?
Here's to the Liberty Bowl, man.
Couldn't get one.
(ALL GROANING) Oh, shit!
You've been jamming us up since we started, man. If I don't go over...
I'm coming up.
Asked four women.
What's wrong with five? Come on, man.
Yo, yo, yo. Hold up, hold up. Listen, Half-Pint.
You got to go back out and bring in a freak.
Two freaks. Yeah.
Here's $5. All this is is a test.
And you're going to pass with flying colors.
I want you to take that $5 US currency
and go to the pet shop, get yourself a kitten.
Put it in a cage and mark it "Pussy."
Give it to Dean Big Brother Almighty and say, "Pass the pussy."
♪ Pass the pussy ♪ Meow
♪ Pass the pussy
♪ That's what you got to do
♪ Pass the pussy
HALF-PINT: It won't work.
♪ Pass the pussy, pass the pussy ♪
(ALL MEOWING)
The word is "excuse me."
Nobody told you to stand in the hall either.
Excuse me.
That's better, Miss Thing.
(WHOOPING) Uh-uh.
It's not real.
DINA: Say what?
You heard.
It ain't even real.
You wish you had hair like this.
Girl, you know you weren't even born with blue eyes.
That's right. Blue contact lenses.
You're just jealous. Right.
Jealous? Rachel,
I've been watching you look at Julian.
You're not slick.
If that was true, he wasn't much to look at.
Tell her, Rachel. Pickaninny.
Barbie doll. High-yellow heifer.
Tar baby. Wannabe white.
Jigaboo. Don't start.
We're gonna finish it.
WOMAN: Re-Re, open up!
ALL: ♪ Talking about good and bad hair
♪ Whether you're dark or you're fair
♪ So you can go on and swear See if I care
♪ Good and bad hair
♪ Don't you wish you had hair like this?
♪ Then the boys would give you a kiss
♪ Talk about nothing but bliss
♪ Then you're gonna see what you missed
♪ If a fly should land on your head
♪ Then I'm sure he'd break all his legs
♪ 'Cause you got so much grease up there
♪ Dear, is that a weave that you wear?
♪ Well, you got cockleburs Standing all over your head
♪ Well, you got sandy spurs, rather have mine instead
♪ You're just a jigaboo trying to find something to do
♪ Well, you're a wannabe, wanna be better than me
♪ Bad hair's only good for one thing
♪ If you get a lick back it'll spring
♪ Can't you, don't your hair stand on high?
♪ Can't you comb it and don't you try?
♪ Don't you know my hair is so strong
♪ It can break the teeth out the comb?
♪ I don't have to put up at night
♪ What you have to keep out of sight
♪ Well, you got cockleburs standing all over your hair
♪ Well, you got sandy spurs, I'd rather have mine instead
♪ You're just a jigaboo trying to find something to do
♪ Well, you're a wannabe, wanna be better than me
Yeah?
(SCREAMING)
Get off.
Stop it!
Uh-uh, honey.
Get out!
Whoa!
Get out of here, Miriam!
All right, there it is.
I'll get you, Rachel.
Move out of my way.
(WHOOPING)
Oh, my hair!
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
Don't even try it!
Go, girl.
You better dance, girl.
Sharon! Knock her down.
Knock her down.
You better get out of my face, girl.
Knock her down. You gotta hold her back.
Don't worry.
You better point that somewhere else.
ALL: Jigs!
Jigs!
Hey, get off me!
Get off!
What are you doing?
Watch it!
Get out of here!
What do you think you're doing?
Get back.
You better learn how to control your girl.
I'm not playing with you, Rachel.
(GRUNTING)
Heifer.
Jigaboo.
♪ Your hair ain't no longer than
♪ So you'll never fling it all back
♪ You afraid to walk in the rain
♪ Oh, what a shame Who's to blame?
♪ Don't you ever worry about that
♪ 'Cause I don't mind being black
Don't try it.
♪ Go on with your old mixed-up head
♪ I ain't never gonna be afraid
♪ Well, you got nappy hair
♪ Nappy's all right with me
♪ My hair is straight, you see
♪ Your soul's crooked as can be
♪ Look who's getting new today
♪ Look anywhere you please
♪ Not at that kitchen of yours
♪ Mind now what you say
♪ Talking about good and bad hair
♪ Whether you're dark or you're fair
♪ Go on and swear, see if I care
♪ Good and bad hair
♪ Talking about good and bad hair
♪ Whether you're dark or you're fair
♪ Go on and swear, see if I care
♪ Good and bad hair
♪ Talking about good and bad hair
♪ Whether you're dark or you're fair
♪ Go on and swear, see if I care
♪ Good and bad hair
♪ Go on and swear, see if I care
♪ Good and bad hair
♪ Go on and swear, see if I care
♪ Good and bad hair
♪ Go on and swear, see if I care
♪ Good and bad
♪ hair ♪
Watch it.
I will.
(CAT MEOWING)
(YELLING) Wake up!
(ALL SCREAMING) Move! Move! Move!
Gammites!
ALL: Greetings to the elite Big Brothers
of Gamma Phi Gamma Fraternity Incorporated
Alpha Chapter!
GAMMITES: Oh, shit!
YODA: Most honorable Big Brothers,
we only beg for your forgiveness!
Enough!
Now, what we have here
is a menace to Gamma society.
That's right. Get on with this.
DR. FEELGOOD: Now, I motion for the death penalty.
That'll work.
The Chair, having recognized Dr. Feelgood,
without objection the motion is carried.
Grill these bastards.
(LAUGHING)
MAN: Grill.
Death will be too good for these offenders of the law.
Brothers? Yes, sir.
Let's make the streets safe to walk again.
Hear, hear.
For the women and chilluns. Right.
See, we're gonna have to make a decision
between the gas chamber, the electric chair,
or death by goddamn lethal injection.
You're guilty of eight counts of treason.
MAN: Like a big bitch.
Guilty
of eight counts of conspiracy.
I know you conspired.
Having been found guilty as charged,
I hereby sentence you to meet...
Oh, no, Big Brother Almighty, no!
No, no.
Big Bertha!
GAMMITE: Be still! Lights out!
What the fuck is this?
JULIAN: Drop your sweats!
Move. Let's go.
Look at them drawers.
Bend over
and assume the position.
In other words, knock it out of here, yeah!
JULIAN: Play ball!
Ow!
I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
You like me. You like me.
That's right. Yeah. That's right.
Fathers, forgive us for we have sinned.
(SCREAMING)
♪ Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up ♪
There's nothing to fear but fear itself.
Fear this. Fear this.
Miss Jane Diva's gonna get it.
Yeah.
Isn't she on the Gamma court?
Not only is she on the court, she is the queen.
Rachel, what are you doing?
If we don't leave now, we're not gonna get a seat at the coronation.
That's right, Rachel. Let's go. You can study later.
I'm not going.
Well, I suppose Dap isn't going, either.
Now, you know that has nothing to do with it.
Spare me, Rachel.
Rachel, you haven't seen anybody else since freshman year.
Don't you ever feel like seeing other guys,
like having other relationships?
No. Yes, you do, Rachel.
No, I don't.
Come on. Listen, Dap's a good guy.
I like him.
One of the more positive brothers on this campus, right, Lizzie?
That's right.
But I bet you
he's snaking.
Ooh.
He can't help it.
He's a man.
It's their nature. Mmm-mmm.
Are you coming or not, Rachel?
No, I'm not going.
Oh, come on, Doris.
You are tired.
She's tired, man. She put the "T" in tired.
And that's all somebody would have to do
to get a bus and put a sign on it that says, uh,
"All the fried chicken you want."
And you know black folks would be on that bus in a hurry.
Or, "All the drugs you want."
Or, "All the alcohol you want."
(BELL RINGING) Or, "All the..."
Would y'all excuse me for a minute, please?
I'll be right back.
RACHEL: Hey, how you doing?
How long you gonna be out here?
As long as it takes, Rachel.
How long is that?
Probably all night.
All night?
MAN: On this planet, only a few are chosen.
You do or you don't. You will or you won't.
Black and silver does.
G-Phi-G!
(ALL CHANTING) Ladies and gentlemen, friend and foe,
I present Miss Gamma Phi Gamma,
Jane Toussaint and her court.
MAN: We want ice.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ I wanna know, is it worth it?
♪ Trying to get this right
♪ I know I shouldn't love you
♪ You're always feeding me lies
♪ Always feeding me lies
♪ Now I'm staying home waiting
♪ Ain't nothing on TV
♪ On the TV
♪ I don't want your prized possessions
♪ I want you here with me
♪ Ooh ♪ I wanna let you know
♪ Know
♪ I'm not just for show
♪ Show
♪ Either you let me go ♪ Go
♪ Or give me love, love, love
♪ You got to understand the reason why
♪ I wanna try to make things right
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight
♪ Pretty baby, I don't want another useless night
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight
♪ Oh, my Lord, have mercy
♪ Oh, my God
♪ Something's wrong in my head
♪ Some say get her to a doctor
♪ I came to see you instead
♪ I wanna let you know ♪ Know
♪ I'm not just for show
♪ Show
♪ Either you let me go ♪ Go
♪ Or give me love, love, love
♪ You got to understand the reason why
♪ I wanna try to make things right
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight
♪ But, pretty baby, I don't want another useless night
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight
♪ I'm here to see you 'cause I want you to feel my plight
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight
♪ Boy, you got to either love me right Or let me be
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight
♪ Oh, no
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ I wanna let you know ♪ Know
♪ I'm not just for show ♪ Show
♪ Either you let me go ♪ Go
♪ Or give me love, love, love
♪ You got to understand the reason why
♪ I wanna try to make things right
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight
♪ And, pretty baby, I don't want another useless night
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight
♪ I'm here to see you 'cause I want you to feel my plight
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight
♪ Boy, you got to either love me right or let me be
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight
♪ Boy
♪ You know I love you
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, baby
♪ Don't leave me here overnight
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, baby
♪ Don't leave me here through the night ♪
Damn it, Grady.
Why I get the sloppiest roommate in school, I'll never know.
(SIGHING)
(GROANING)
Did you have to use the whole can?
Well, you know... You know Grady.
I mean, uh, he don't feel at home
unless it, uh, smells like a locker room in here, you know.
Yeah.
(MOANING)
What? What's the matter?
We had static with Jane and the Gamma Rays.
Earlier today you told me not to let Julian bother me.
So what's up with you and Jane, huh?
(SIGHING) What happened, Rachel?
The usual. Well, fuck 'em.
I don't give two motherfucks about them. So I don't see...
Here we go. Here we go, where?
Don't start, all right?
What are you talking about, "Don't start"?
I know I have my problems with them, but with you it's a crusade.
I'm beginning to think you're color-struck.
You definitely have a thing against light-skinned blacks.
Who, me? Yes, you.
No, no, Rachel. It's them. It's not me.
Come on, I adore octoroon and quadroon mulattoes. They're so unpure.
And you're 100% pure?
Massa was in your ancestors' slave quarters just like everybody else.
No, no, no, no. No white blood in me.
My stock 100% pure Zulu Masai.
Nubian knight of Bingyjoint.
You are so silly.
Hey, but on the serious tip,
some of the wannabes are all right.
The rest suck.
If people are cool with me, Rachel, I'm cool with them.
You're full of shit.
And you need to check yourself on that tip.
MAN: ♪ Butterflies begin
♪ From having been another
♪ As a child is born
♪ From being
♪ in a mother's womb
♪ But how many times
♪ Have you wished you were some other
♪ someone than who you are?
♪ Yet who's to say
♪ That if all were uncovered
♪ You would like what you'd see?
♪ You can only be you
♪ As I can only be me
♪ Flowers cannot bloom
♪ Until it is their season
♪ As we would not be here
♪ Unless it was our destiny
♪ But how many times
♪ Have you wished to be in spaces
♪ Time, places than where you were?
♪ Yet who's to say
♪ With unfamiliar faces
♪ You could anymore be
♪ Loving you that you see
♪ You can only be you
♪ As I can only be me
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ I can only be me ♪
Oh, hold up. My arm's going to sleep.
It's getting late.
Don't you have to go back?
I want you to spend the night, okay?
What about Grady?
Forget Grady.
I have something to tell you.
No, I'm not pregnant.
Oh, okay.
What?
I'm pledging Delta next semester.
You're what?
I'm going to pledge Delta next semester.
I've been to a couple of rushes,
and if they accept me, I'm gonna do it.
First it was Julian, then it was Darrell, now you.
Everybody tripping or what? What is this?
I don't believe this, Rachel.
Believe it.
You sure know how to spoil a pleasant evening.
I know how to spoil a pleasant evening?
I didn't come in here talking about pledging no sorority.
I must have been sick in the head
to think I'd have your support.
Yeah, you must have been sick in the head,
'cause you ain't getting my support on nothing like that. No way.
Thought I would.
Yeah, well...
You know them sororities are just as bad as fraternities, Rachel.
Vaughn, this is something that I want to do.
You have every right not to like the Greeks
but this is another matter. Now that's bullshit.
You haven't even considered the good things
that they do on campus and in the comm...
That's bullshit, Rachel!
They change people.
You won't be the same.
People change for the worse after they pledge.
If I seen it once, I seen it a million times.
There's no way you can tell me...
I'll be the same Rachel.
And I'll still love you. Mmm-hmm.
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
Oh, fine.
Why don't you go join the Gamma Rays, while you're at it?
Okay. Now I see.
This has nothing to do with the Gamma Rays, right?
You know, Vaughn?
I've often wondered if the only reason you're with me
is because I'm one of the darkest sisters on campus.
Good for your all-the-way-down, pro-black nationalist image.
Rachel. Rachel...
(BAND PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Hey, how are you?
(WHISTLING)
(GAMMITES BARKING)
What's that?
♪ G-Phi-G
(BARKING RHYTHMICALLY)
♪ G-Phi-G ♪ The people united will never be defeated
(GAMMITES BARKING)
♪ G-Phi-G
(GAMMITE BARKING)
♪ She's so fine, damn, the queen
♪ Of your mind, damn, the queen
♪ She's so fine, damn, the queen
♪ Of your mind, damn, the queen
♪ She's so fine, damn, the queen ♪
♪ Our people united will never be defeated
♪ Our people united will never be defeated ♪
(BARKING)
G-Phi-G, let's go!
MAN: Hold up. Hold up. Let's straighten this out.
Well, I see we meet again under unpleasant circumstances.
Dap, you are in direct violation.
You need a permit from my office to participate in this parade
and you don't have one. Dig it.
No permits, no parade.
Julian, I can handle this myself. Well, handle it, then.
MAN: Excuse me.
Give me the banner. DAP: We ain't giving you shit.
That's right, God damn it.
We pay tuition here just like everybody else.
Fucking wannabes make me sick.
When will you jigaboos ever learn
what it is to do it by the book? Who're you calling jigaboo?
You call people in your family jigaboo?
Look, I am sick of you niggers!
Every day the same shit!
Damn, Virg.
Such profanity.
"Niggers"?
EDGE: All right, chump.
What do you gentlemen want to do? Kill each other?
No, no. It's not like that at all.
You gonna kill each other?
Take the banner. Let it go. Let it go.
Give it to him. Thank you.
Can we still follow the float?
You can follow. Thank you.
Yeah, on the side. Stay in the back.
Stay on the side.
Bye, Virgil. See you, Monroe.
You happy now? I'm very happy.
Good. Now we'll follow you whenever you get ready.
In the back.
We'd be glad to let you follow us. Let's go.
Jig. Shut up, Chucky Cheese.
I'll smack you into next week. Whenever you're ready.
Watch your mouth, boy.
We should kick their ass, man.
Hold it, hold it. Coach has something to say.
PLAYER: Gonna win it, Coach.
Men.
We have gathered here today to do a job.
PLAYER: Yes, sir.
God told and explained to Jonah
that the essence of love is to labor for something.
Yeah. That's right.
To make something grow.
That love and labor are inseparable.
Yes, sir. That's right.
One loves that for which one lives
and one labors for that which one loves.
(ALL CHEERING) All right!
When we get out on that gridiron
it's what we have labored for all week.
All right!
Now,
I want every man to think
about his responsibilities, his role.
This is a team made up of 65 players
and it will take a total effort
by a committed, dedicated, never-say-die, never-give-up group
of 65 individuals who have come together as one!
ALL: Yeah!
Go! Go! Go!
We don't have to be told, sir!
To do this job, to win this battle.
I don't have to tell you...
No, you don't.
The stands are packed with your friends...
Right.
...classmates, your families.
That's right.
Alumni has traveled from near and far.
Talk to me.
I won't even mention that your lady friends
will be watching you.
Yeah!
PLAYER: Hear, hear.
Do you want to let them down?
Hell, no!
Do you want to make a bad representation
of Mission College?
Hell, no!
Do you want to lose Homecoming
for the fourth year in a row?
ALL: Hell, no!
Do you want me to lose my job?
Hell, no!
Do you like the devil?
Hell, no!
Well, the devil is in that other locker room!
Make us feel it.
The devil is wearing black jerseys.
Can I get a witness?
ALL: Yes!
I want intensity!
ALL: Oh, yeah!
I want reckless abandon! Oh, yeah!
I want you to remember that
this is Mission College!
(CHEERING)
And then,
by the name of all that is holy,
go out there and kick some butt!
ALL: Yeah!
COACH ODOM: Let's go!
(CROWD CHEERING)
(BAND PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
Come on! That's the way!
(ALL CHEERING)
It's just the first quarter.
♪ Mission Tigers, take it on out
(WHOOPING)
♪ Mission Tigers
♪ Take it on out
(WHOOPING)
♪ Mission Tigers, take it on out ♪
Fire it up, Mission, fire it up, hey!
All right, defense! All right, steady!
♪ Tigers in the front! Yeah!
♪ Let me hear you grunt!
(GRUNTING)
♪ Tigers in the middle, all right!
♪ Let me hear you sizzle
Hold them!
♪ Tigers in the rear Let me hear you cheer, all right!
Hey! Where's the blocking?
CHEERLEADERS: Tigers!
Tigers!
♪ Said, wag your tails!
♪ Wag your tails! ♪ Go back and get the goal!
Come on, man! Red, right, red, right!
♪ Oops, upside your head, say oops, upside your head
♪ Oops, upside your head, say oops, upside your head ♪
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(CROWD GROANING)
This doesn't look good.
Mission never says die.
Yo, yo, what the fuck is going on?
I've been here four years.
We've lost every Homecoming.
You play like a bunch of pussies.
Man, down in the front!
(CHANTING) Take your hat, your coat, and leave, motherfucker!
Whoever said that shit ain't got no mother, man.
McPHERSON: Vaughn Dunlap.
Yeah, President McPherson.
How'd you get the name "Dap"?
Just a nickname. That's all.
Anyway, Vaughn, you've been a good student these past four years
and you've grown into a fine young man.
Thank you, sir.
That's why I'm so surprised at your recent activities.
Activities?
You've become a disruptive force on this campus.
You're hindering other folks from an education.
Let me make it plain.
Hey, man, you don't really have a choice.
If you continue these antics, you'll be expelled.
Plain and simple, short and sweet.
This is Cedar Cloud, Chairman of the Board of Trustees.
What he says is true.
True?
With all due respect, President McPherson,
I don't believe this man knows the meaning of the word.
So what? You marched with King in the '60s. Big deal.
That was over 20 years ago.
Black people are still catching hell all over the world, you know.
Sit down, son.
We have made progress.
Says who?
There is no way you can defend not divesting completely.
No ifs, ands or buts about it.
It's your program we don't like.
You cannot hinder other students from getting an education.
I'll do what I have to do.
So will I.
You know... Look at me!
You've got a lot of living to do.
I had classmates here at Mission just like you.
And now they're old and bitter.
You still don't understand, do you?
Make us understand.
Is there anything else?
McPHERSON: You may go.
Thank you.
We'll be watching you.
You do that.
Sorry about the game, man. Hey, that's all right, man.
We gave it the old Mission College try, right?
No, we didn't.
So I lied.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
We got stomped, man.
What was the score?
What, 52-7?
I don't know, man.
I was looking at the honeys in the fourth quarter, man.
Hey, Rachel call, man?
Not since I've been here.
(PHONE RINGING)
DORIS: Bet you it's Dap.
Let him call.
Miss Life, does that sound like the president
of the Dap Dunlap Fan Club to you?
It does not to me, Witherspoon.
RACHEL: Well, the president handed in her resignation.
I told him about me pledging and he went off on me.
Did I hear right, Rachel? Yeah.
Did I just hear that you're going to pledge?
Thanks for telling us. It's a big surprise.
It shouldn't be a surprise. I've always wanted to pledge.
DORIS: Since when?
Since I got here.
Oh, since you got here. That's great.
So now you feel you have to belong to something.
You have to go up and join up with some people, huh?
The Gamma Rays have certainly gotten to you.
Come on, y'all. I have a sense of who I am.
Then why wait till your senior year?
Yeah.
I was afraid of what Dap would think of me.
What Dap would think of you?
Well, I'm glad you came around.
'Cause these boys will run your life. Just give them one chance.
Dap, the word is out, brother. DAP: Hmm?
McPherson called you in on the carpet.
Dag, man. Who told you, man?
You can't hide nothing from your boys, man.
Holding out on us again, huh?
BOOKER T: So what's up with that?
McPherson is on me about the South African thing, man.
What'd I tell you?
You see? I knew it. I knew it.
Uh-huh. What else? I know there's more. What else?
He threatened me with expulsion.
They're talking about kicking me out of school.
Man, that isn't no threat. That's a promise.
That ain't no joke.
I doubt it.
Anyway, look.
Y'all supposed to be my boys, right?
ALL: Right.
And we all agree that Mission has to divest, right?
(CLEARING THROAT)
Right? Yeah.
All right, then, that's it.
We got to do something, something big.
I don't know what it is yet.
But it's got to be something to let McPherson, the administration,
and the world know that we won't have no part to this apartheid thing.
Hey, look, I need y'all, man.
The rest of these okey-doke Negroes
is too worried about graduating
and getting a Brooks Brothers suit.
But y'all, I need your back.
Hey, look, if you all ain't down, you all just another bunch
of foot-shuffling, wannabe white Uncle Toms, as far as I'm concerned.
Dap, man. You know I love you like my brother, man,
but, I mean, what is wrong with wanting to have a nice job?
I don't think anything's wrong.
Yo, man, my daddy, my mama, they slaved all their damn life
to send my black ass to school.
DAP: Do you think I got bank?
Hey, I'm not finished, man.
I'll be the first one in my family to go to college.
I mean, Dap, man, do you realize what that means?
I mean, the first one ever.
And all my family has always been sharecroppers since slavery.
Man, apartheid is slavery.
You can do what you want to do, Dap.
I ain't throwing it away for nobody.
Not you, not Bishop Tutu, not even Jesus Christ himself.
Come on. Let's go.
DAP: Come on, y'all. Don't leave me hanging.
Dap, you need to lighten up, man. Seriously.
Stay out of trouble.
Hey, hey, McPherson is bluffing, y'all.
Dap, in life there are times to be quiet, man, to shut the fuck up.
This is one of them.
That's the way it's going to be, huh?
That's the way it is right now, bro.
Bet. That's a bet.
Later for you cheese-eating niggers.
Fuck you all.
Hey, yo, why we got to be all that, Dap?
You need to max out, man.
(DOOR CLOSING)
(BANGING ON DOOR)
What do you two-faced, backstabbing bastards want?
We want to know, do revolutionaries eat Kentucky Fried Chicken?
(ALL CHUCKLING)
Uh, excuse me, Book.
Let me ask you just one question, my brother.
What? Book.
When are you going to get this goddamn raggedy car fixed, man?
Now, what's wrong with it, man?
I mean, it runs like a stocking, man.
And furthermore, you know, you wouldn't believe
(ALL GROANING) how many women I done boned in that there back seat.
Man, you got to get a new word, man.
You're running "boning" dead.
Like what?
Like, uh, "blend."
Try "blend."
No more boning. Try "blend."
Bet. Bet. Hey.
You wouldn't believe how many women
I done blended in that back seat right there.
Aw, you're right. We wouldn't believe it.
Never let it be... I said, never let it be said
that Booker T. Washington did not satisfy a woman.
Man, I lays much pipe.
Yeah, you're just like the Roto-Rooter.
Liquid-Plumr.
Check it out. If you have so many women,
how come it is that we ain't seen you with one, not one?
Not naming names.
(STAMMERING) I got to graduate.
(ALL IMITATING STAMMERING)
Is that all you guys think about? Is that it?
You damn skippy.
Monroe, my man, my man, talk to me.
What do you want us to think about?
World affairs.
The trickle-down theory.
Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?
I just get tired of y'all always talking about women.
Women.
Well, you ought to try it sometime.
Yo, man, it beats singing.
That's right, God damn it.
That's another thing. What's another thing?
Shut up, man.
Why don't you learn how to articulate, you juvenile delinquents?
ALL: Shut up, man.
You turnstile-hopping...
Shut up!
(CHATTERING)
Welcome to Kentucky Fried Chicken.
May I help you, please?
(STAMMERING) You know what?
I think we should eat somewhere else.
Yeah, let me have a two-piece meal with fries.
GRADY: Yeah, two-piece, all white with fries.
Right, so make that three two-piece with fries and a Colonel's meal.
White meat or dark? DAP: You want white meat?
GRADY: I want white meat. He wants white meat.
We don't have any white meat today.
Then why did you ask?
So, Monroe, I'll give you that $30 back next week, man.
Yeah, right.
Book, you got any salt down there?
All right.
(CHATTERING)
Excuse me, brothers. Think I can borrow the salt from y'all?
We ain't finished. So I said to the bitch,
"Look, you don't come to me with no shit like that."
So when do you think you'll be finished?
What time it is?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Later for them, man.
I ain't thinking about them suckers.
LEEDS: Yoo-hoo.
Look, don't start no shit, all right?
Just let them go.
Yoo-hoo. Over here.
What? What do you want, man?
Do you boys go to Mission? Yeah.
Is it true what they say about Mission men?
Hey, Grady, man, no. Let's go.
Hey, yo, fuck them. We've already paid the money for this...
Yeah, yeah. I know it. Let's go. Come on.
No, man. I ain't finished eating my chicken yet, man.
Hey, yo, why we gotta... For them suckers, man?
EDGE: Yo, Dap, hold up! Yo, Dap, man!
Yo, Dap, chill for a minute. Squash it, Edge.
Hey, yo, Dap, come on, man. Don't do that.
Squash it.
Yo, Missionaries. The jheri curl is popping shit.
Missionettes.
Ready-for-the-world is popping shit.
Come on. Man, what's up with that?
Yeah, brother. What do you want?
You ain't no kin to me.
That's right, and we ain't your brothers.
How come you college motherfuckers think you all run everything?
Is there a problem here? Big problems.
I heard that.
You come to our town year after year and take over.
We was born here, gonna be here and gonna die here
and can't find jobs 'cause of you.
(STAMMERING) Yeah. Right. Now can we go?
Okay, can we just go?
I mean, we may not have your education,
but we ain't dirt, neither.
And ain't nobody said all of that, all right?
You Mission punks are always talking down to us.
Look, Brother, I'm real sorry that you feel that way, okay?
I'm really sorry about that.
Are you black? Take a look in the mirror, man.
Look, you got a legitimate beef, all right, but it ain't with us, okay?
Are you black?
Look, man, don't ever question the fact whether I'm black.
In fact, I was going to ask your country-bama ass
why you got them drip-drip chemicals in your hair.
That's right, God damn it.
And then come out in public with a shower cap on your head.
Like a fucking bitch.
MOSES: Who you calling a bitch, bitch?
Well, if the shoe fit...
You know, I bet you niggers do think y'all are white.
College don't mean shit.
Y'all are niggers, and you going to be niggers forever.
Just like us. Niggers.
You're not niggers.
Come on, man.
Fuck you up.
Get the fuck out of here before I bust a cap in your young college ass.
Go on.
Wait, wait a minute. You know what?
(STAMMERING) I don't really want to believe that,
I mean, but do we really act like that?
My name's Bennett. I ain't even in it.
(STAMMERING) No, no, but you know, what the guys were saying about us.
That my name's Paul, and that's just between y'all.
Yo, man, we're not wannabes.
They were ignorant.
I don't know, guys. I don't think so.
Look, man, motherfuckers got to start
and try and better theirself, man,
just like we're trying to do. Dig it.
(STAMMERING) Maybe they've tried it, and they've just given up.
Yeah, that's the deal, man.
You think everything's so damn easy, don't you, Grady?
Hell, yeah. You work or you starve.
I want to eat sirloin.
Then the guy was right, man.
I know the guy was right. I told you.
What do he know? He knows a lot.
So, like, do you think that maybe you could drive any faster?
I'm going to be late for glee club.
"I'm going to be late for glee club."
See, you guys are like picking on me.
ALL: No!
No man, you our boy, man.
(CHATTERING)
Hey, baby. Hey, baby.
She's got a beard, motherfucker.
She looks just like your mama and shit, man.
At least my mama ain't got no beard on the back of her neck.
Your mama got two titties on the back of her neck and shit.
Yo, Jordan, Jordan. What?
I heard your mom held Kareem to 15 points.
(LAUGHING)
The newspaper said your mama playing
fullback for the Hefty Hos and shit.
That's all right, man. At least she's starting, man.
Your mama coming off the bench.
That's right. She's a four-letter man.
Oh, shut up.
Your head can be used like a knife.
Shut up. Ginsu II.
Yo, when Booker comes, he's gotta come twice
'cause his back of his head is thick enough for two people.
So, anyway, Booker, look, man...
Wait a minute. There's Julian.
JORDAN: That shit wasn't funny, man.
BOOKER T: So what, man? I ain't stopping, man.
No. You are stopping, 'cause I've gotta talk to him.
(CHATTERING) Pull over, Book.
Let the boy alone, man.
We'll wait, man. We'll wait.
Bye, Monroe.
Hey.
Um...
Look, I got... I gotta talk to you about something and, um...
Well, Jane, could you excuse us, please?
Jane, just give me a moment, okay?
She your bodyguard now, too?
(GUYS CHATTERING)
So, uh, how you doing?
Just fine, Vaughn.
Look, man, um, you're the dean of pledgees.
You're president of the chapter, right? Now, my cousin...
Tomorrow, he's gonna be a Gamma man.
You're going to see to this, okay?
Look, I know you know better than to threaten me. I'm shaking.
Hey, look, Julian, man.
You're a simple, weak motherfucker, but that's besides the point.
Listen, if you fuck Half-Pint, I fuck you.
Oh, is that right?
Well, let me tell you something.
I am a Greek, and I don't play that.
Now, I'll deal with Half-Pint, after which
you and me are gonna come to blows.
So, what? You wanna rock and roll right now?
Hey, man, I'm here.
Julian, forget him. He's not worth it.
What's with the bodyguard, man?
You talk more shit than a little bit.
"Back to Mother Africa."
That's bullshit!
Without question, we are all black Americans.
You do not know a goddamn thing about Africa.
I am from Detroit, Motown.
So, you can Watusi your monkey ass
back to Africa if you want to.
Boy, you need to check that alarm clock and wake up, my brother.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Introducing the first of all-black Greeks, the men of distinction,
the brothers of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Incorporated.
♪ A-Phi-A, too cold, too cold
♪ It's like ice
(ALL CHEERING)
♪ A-Phi-A, too cold, too cold It's like ice
♪ A-Phi-A, too cold, too cold
♪ So cold The black and gold
♪ Ice, ice, baby Too cold, too cold
♪ Nice, nice baby The black and gold
♪ Ice, ice baby Too cold, too cold
♪ Nice, nice baby The black and gold
♪ Ice, ice baby Too cold, too cold
♪ Nice, nice baby The black and gold
♪ Ice, ice baby Too cold, too cold
(CROWD CHEERING)
♪ The brothers of A-Phi-A
♪ Hoo
♪ The brothers of A-Phi-A
♪ Hoo
♪ A-Phi
♪ A-Phi-A
♪ A-Phi-A ♪
♪ Yo, your eyes are blue, but you ain't white
♪ Your hair is straight 'cause you pressed it last night
♪ Your eyes are blue, but you ain't white
♪ Your hair is straight 'cause you pressed it last night ♪
Move over, jigaboo!
♪ Why don't you check the local zoo?
♪ 'Cause we spent the other day At the local zoo
♪ They had a big, nappy beast And it looked like you
♪ And when we looked up at the cage It said "jigaboo"
♪ And when we looked up at the cage It said "jigaboo" ♪
MAN: Gammites!
GAMMITES: Presenting the great men
of Gamma Phi Gamma.
Go, team!
(BARKING)
Gamma Rays!
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
♪ G-Phi-G
♪ G-Phi-G, G-Phi-G
♪ G-Phi-G
♪ G-Phi-G ♪
(HISSING)
(WHOOPING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Gamma!
Hoo!
WOMAN: Don't stop! Don't stop!
(CROWD CHEERING)
G-Phi-G. G-Phi!
Gamma!
GAMMA RAYS: ♪ G-Phi-G! G-Phi-G! G-Phi-G! ♪
We are
G-Phi-G!
G-Phi!
G-Phi-G!
(BARKING)
♪ Hoo, hoo, Daddy Longstroke!
♪ Hoo, hoo, Daddy Longstroke! ♪
We, the brothers of Fellas-Phi-Fellas
who are the baddest motherfuckers on this campus.
(FEIGNED SHUDDERING)
Not the Alphas!
(SHUDDERING)
Not the Kappas!
(SHUDDERING)
Or the Q's.
And definitely not the Gamma dogs.
ALL: You damn skippy.
So this is for you. Hit it!
♪ Yo!
♪ For the punks in the yard
♪ Yes
♪ For the Gammas
♪ Good God, yes
♪ When I say "Gamma" you say "punk"
♪ Gamma ♪ Punk
♪ When I say "Gamma" you say "punk"
♪ Gamma ♪ Punk
♪ Gamma, Gamma ♪ Punk, punk
♪ Gamma, Gamma, Gamma, Gamma
♪ Punk, punk, punk, punk
♪ For the girls in the yard
♪ Yes
♪ For the sissies
♪ Good God, yes
♪ When I say "Gamma," you say "fag"
♪ Gamma ♪ Fag
♪ When I say "Gamma," you say "fag"
♪ Gamma ♪ Fag
♪ Gamma, Gamma ♪ Fag, fag
♪ Gamma, Gamma, Gamma, Gamma
♪ Fag, fag, fag, fag
♪ Get back, or we'll kick your Gamma ass
♪ Oh, just get back, or we'll kick your Gamma ass
♪ Oh, just get back, or we'll kick your Gamma ass ♪
Let's get out of here, Fellas. Here we go.
(GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)
♪ Daddy Longstroke
♪ You can't smoke it ♪ Hoo, hoo
♪ Daddy Longstroke
♪ You can't toke it ♪ Hoo, hoo
♪ Daddy Longstroke
♪ Eight inches, more pleasing
♪ Daddy Longstroke ♪
WOMAN: Get off! Stop it!
(SCREAMING)
Get your hands off me, man! Get off me!
Get off me, man!
(ALL YELLING)
Damn! Those funky bastards are gonna pay!
Payback is a dead Fella. Damn right!
I say we kick their ass tonight.
No. We kick it now.
JULIAN: Just calm down! Calm down!
Look, everybody just relax.
Tonight is the Death March, for those of you who have forgotten.
Now, please, let's try to adhere to the rules and regulations
as so stated in your Gamma Good Book.
Oh, shit, man. I was just getting accustomed to whipping some ass.
Julian, till next semester is a long time to wait for some of the boys.
I understand that you want to strike blows in the name of Gamma.
But discretion is the key, so use it.
Look, all we need is to be put on probation again.
Is that understood?
Patton, do you understand?
Yes.
Good.
Now, the Gamma Rays will be giving a set after the Gammites go over.
That's if they go over.
Your attendance is mandatory.
Look, we'll be there, okay? But on a serious tip,
Julian, it's time for some new Gamma Rays.
What's wrong with the Gamma Rays?
You ain't complaining, 'cause you got the best one.
Who, me? Yeah, you.
Jane is good to go.
The finest, brother. Look, look, brothers, look.
Jane and I just aren't making it, okay?
I mean, she's just too young, that's all, and it's just wearing on me.
So, uh...
Well, what I'm trying to say is, uh, I'm going to cut her loose.
(LAUGHING) You're illing, man.
After tonight,
whoever wants her can have her.
Patton got dibs.
Oh, no. Wait a second.
(ALL ARGUING)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
Yo, Rachel.
That'd be me.
DAP: Yo. Hey.
Rachel.
Come on, I know you're up there.
Lizzie, turn that out.
What for? Will you just turn it out?
DAP: Rachel. Yo, Rachel!
Rachel, you've lost your mind, you know.
Come on, I know you're up there, Rachel.
Come on down, please.
Yo, Rachel. Yo.
Rachel!
CECILIA: Beg for it! Get on your knees!
WOMAN: Y'all be quiet!
Hey, Rachel, I'm sorry, all right?
Oh, poor baby.
Now you're sorry again.
But it's going to cost you this time.
If you want to pledge, that's okay, all right? I mean...
Oh, but, no, see?
If I were Rachel, you would be in a doghouse.
Yes, but you ain't Rachel, Miss Thing. And speaking of dogs,
with a face like yours, you should be in a kennel.
Oh, but see, we're not even talking about faces.
Because yours is cracked and on the ground.
CECILIA: There it is. Right there. Pick it up.
Would you please be quiet? "Be quiet"?
Who's screaming at the top of their lungs in front of my window?
And you look too pitiful.
Hey, yo. Yo, Rachel, look.
I wouldn't be standing out here taking this abuse
if I didn't care about you, you know.
"If I didn't care."
♪ If I didn't care ♪
Oh, please. Girl, don't believe a word.
Honey, he's just lying through his teeth.
Girlfriend, listen.
He'll say anything to get back in.
Hey, you.
Shut the fuck up. No, you didn't.
Oh, yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Wait a minute.
Don't get nasty.
Honey, look at him. He's no different.
He just wants one thing.
They all do, girl.
The panties.
CECILIA: I know that's right.
Yo, Rachel, you know, I ain't got to be here
taking all of this stuff all night, you know.
I could be at home. I got better things to do.
Get out of here, boy. WOMEN: Go home.
Come on, Rachel. Will you please come down here and talk to me, please?
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
CECILIA: Good for you!
TINA: That's your bath for tonight.
(GIRLS CACKLING)
So it's going to be like that, huh? Okay.
Fine.
I love you, too.
But fuck it. You win. I'm going home.
GIRL: See you later.
Dap.
(LAUGHING)
You're soaked.
Yeah, it's funny, huh?
You got a great bunch of friends.
I apologize, Rachel. I'm sorry. I was wrong.
Look, I apologize. Do you forgive me?
Come on. Please.
Look at me. I'm a mess. Look at this.
Come on. I forgive you.
Thank you.
But you have to stop being so judgmental.
What?
You are too hard on folks.
Give us mere mortals a chance sometimes.
Don't be so quick to judge.
I don't judge.
Well, you know, not exactly.
I mean, there is right and wrong, you know.
Right and wrong? Right.
Wrong.
Come on. Let's get you in some dry clothes.
Damn. Hold still.
Oh. Oh, it tickles. Tickles right there.
Don't get new on me, okay?
Thank you
very much, Rachel.
(SCOFFS)
Sisters were right, huh?
(STAMMERING) No, no, no, I'm okay. Really.
I'll be cool, okay?
Good.
Just hold me.
Gamma!
♪ I got a feeling
♪ I got a feeling, brothers
♪ I got a feeling
♪ Somebody's trying to sneak in my frat
♪ And there ain't gonna be no shit like that ♪
JULIAN: When the gong calls,
the quest begins to the land of Gamma Phi Gamma.
Keep your beacons from touching the ground,
or you shall perish.
CHUCKY: Watch the eternal lantern.
Never let it out of your sight.
JULIAN: Gamma!
GIRLS: (WHISPERING CHANT) G-Phi-G. G-Phi-G. G-Phi-G. G-Phi-G.
YODA: We are going to make it to Gamma Land!
G-Phi-G.
Gamma will break you! Gamma!
Let's go, get fired up!
I want Gamma! I want Gamma!
(ALL YELLING)
Gamma!
Fucking six weeks of pledging shit!
Fucking six weeks!
Oh, shit.
GIRLS: G-Phi-G.
(BARKING)
So you want to be a Gamma dog?
My fresh is doing it right.
He's doing it right.
Hang it up!
Don't give up now. You've come too far. No, Half-Pint, no.
Look, I got it. Half-Pint,
just rest, okay? I got it.
Yo, ladies, ladies, ladies.
Let his arm go, okay?
He's got to make it on his own.
Come on, Dr. Feelgood, you know he's too little.
Get to the back of the line. Now.
You forget I helped your ass last year.
♪ Sweat, Sweat Sweat blood
♪ Sweat blood until you sweat
♪ Sweat, Sweat blood, sweat blood until you sweat Gamma!
♪ Sweat, sweat blood, sweat blood
♪ until you sweat blood and tears!
♪ Gamma! Sweat, sweat, sweat blood, sweat blood
♪ until you sweat, sweat, sweat blood, sweat blood
♪ until you sweat blood and tears Gamma!
♪ Ain't gonna be no shit like that ♪
GIRLS CHANTING: G-Phi-G.
Hurry up, man. G-Phi-G!
Come on, General, get 'em out of there, man.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Can't a guy take a dump in peace?
Get out of here! Move!
We warned you about that cabbage, boy.
Yo, leave the magazine, eh?
Put your hands in the bowl.
Now squish. MAN: Gamma shit.
Squeeze it. Squish it.
Gamma. Gamma.
Squeeze it. Squish it.
Gamma. Gamma.
Squish it. Squeeze it.
Gamma. Gamma.
Squeeze it. Squish it.
Gamma. Gamma.
Squish it. Squish it.
Gamma. Gamma.
Squeeze it. Squish it.
Gamma. Gamma.
Squish it. Gamma.
Squeeze it. Gamma.
How you doing, there, buddy?
Slim Daddy, old pal, huh?
Fine. How you doing? What?
What? What? What? Fine. Fine. Fine.
Okay. I was just gonna ask you something.
Um, this torch here seems like it's getting a little heavy for you.
You trembling and shit, huh? No.
What? No.
What? No!
Big Brother Dr. Feelgood.
Slim Daddy, wait. How long you been on line?
Six weeks. How long you been on line?
Six weeks. Wrong. How long you been on line?
Six weeks. Six weeks, two days, 15 hours, 37 minutes,
and if I had a watch, Big Brother,
17, 18, 19 seconds, Big Brother Lance.
You want to quit, don't you? I do not want to quit!
Half-Pint, I don't like you.
I like you, General Jig-Boy Patton.
What did you call me? What's my name?
You've got big Coke bottles on your face.
Half-Pint, what happened?
What's it say? What's it say? Read it.
Read it and weep. Read it.
G-Phi-G!
Half-Pint, you a virgin? No, I'm not!
Name me two girls you've had. Two. Quick.
Come on, man. Quick. Quick.
Quick.
That's 'cause you ain't had none.
That's why you can't think of none.
Come on, man.
Susie Mae in high school.
Oh, man. Only thing you had in high school was acne and sore nuts.
And that's one. Half-Pint, you're not going to be a Gamma man.
I will make it. I will be a Gamma man! GIRL: Leave him alone.
Look, Half-Pint, why don't you put the torch down? I will never put it down.
Put the torch down. No!
You know what happened to the last number one that told Patton "no"?
You ain't no good.
VELDA: Why don't you leave Half-Pint alone?
Look. Y'all get out of here. No!
Move! No!
Don't listen to them. Don't listen. You're almost home.
Gamma Rays!
Gamma!
(ALL YELLING)
Gamma!
JULIAN: Lift your torches to the heavens!
GAMMITES: We of the eternal lantern,
guiding us through the misty mist
and the dusty dust,
on the straight and narrow path,
righter of the wrong, protector of the weak,
from the nipple to the bottle,
Gamma Phi Gamma!
Kiss my nuts! 'Cause I'm a Gamma man!
(ALL CHEERING)
This is your night, brother.
I'm telling you, this is your night.
We gonna hook you up personally.
Look, do me a favor. Hold this for me.
I'm gonna hook you up, man.
I'm telling you.
Hi. Hi.
I'm telling you. We'll be right back.
Let the games begin, brother. That's right.
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
All right.
Come on.
Still there?
Say what, now?
♪ Yeah, yeah
Sing.
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ Ow!
♪ Yeah, yeah
Ha-ha!
♪ Walked in this place surprised to see
♪ A big girl getting busy
♪ Just rocking to the go-go beat ♪ Hey
♪ The way she shook her booty
♪ Sure looked good to me
♪ I said, "Come here, big girl, won't you rock my world?
♪ "Show that dance to me"
♪ She was ♪ Doing the butt
♪ Hey, pretty, pretty
♪ When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
♪ Doing the butt
♪ Hey, sexy, sexy
♪ Ain't nothing wrong if you want to do the butt all night long
♪ Yeah, yeah
(CHEERING)
♪ What you gonna do about it?
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ Shake it
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ I took that girl out on the floor
♪ She rocked me from the backside
♪ We did the butt till it made me sore
♪ Now, it's a physical thing, but not hard to do
♪ You just shake, shake, shake, a-shake shake, shake, shake-a
♪ Do the butt all night through, come on
♪ Doing the butt
♪ Hey, pretty, pretty
♪ When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
♪ Doing the butt
♪ Hey, sexy, sexy
♪ Ain't nothing wrong if you want to do the butt all night long
♪ That's right
♪ Shake your butt
♪ Come on, give me that butt
♪ Give me that butt
♪ Tanya got a big old butt ♪ Oh, yeah?
♪ Shirley got a big old butt ♪ Oh, yeah?
♪ Irene got a big old butt ♪ Oh, yeah?
♪ Theresa got a big old butt ♪ Big old butt
♪ I bet Sonya got a big old butt ♪ Oh, yeah?
♪ Melissa got a big old butt ♪ Oh, yeah?
♪ Old Tammy got a big old butt ♪ Oh, yeah?
♪ Little Keisha got a big old butt ♪ Big old butt
♪ Give me the butt
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ Am I talking too loud?
♪ Do you want me to shut up?
♪ Well, bring me that girl with that big old butt
♪ Sing it!
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ Ow!
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ I want your butt, that butt
♪ That big old, big old butt
♪ Doing the butt Ow!
♪ Pretty, pretty
♪ When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
♪ Doing the butt
♪ Hey, sexy, sexy
♪ Ain't nothing wrong if you want to do the butt all night long
♪ Oh-ee-oh
♪ Oh, oh
♪ Oh-ee-oh
♪ Oh, oh
♪ Oh-ee-oh
♪ Oh, oh
♪ Oh-ee-oh
♪ Oh, oh
♪ New York
CROWD: ♪ Big old butt
♪ D.C.
♪ Big old butt
♪ L.A.
♪ What do you got to say?
♪ Philly
♪ Big old butt
♪ Atlanta
♪ Big old butt
♪ Baltimore, won't you come and holler at me?
♪ Sing it ♪ Doing the butt
Well, you did it. I'm proud of you.
Just remember one thing, Big Brother Half-Pint.
Now you belong to my family.
Welcome home.
Gamma. G-Phi-G.
♪ Sexy, sexy
♪ Ain't nothing wrong if you wanna do the butt all night long
♪ Doing the butt
♪ Hey, pretty, pretty
♪ I want your butt, your butt
♪ Just give me, give me, give me your butt, hey ♪
(ALL CHEERING)
(HOOTING)
(WHISTLING)
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ What a day
♪ What a way
♪ To behave
♪ Will I win, lose, draw
♪ Or be saved?
♪ Oh, my heart says go
♪ But my mind says no
♪ Ooh, my love
♪ I've had plenty of time
♪ To think over it
♪ Plenty of time
♪ To mull and reflect
♪ There are things
♪ To alert me
♪ So that he
♪ Would not desert me
I couldn't help but notice you in this bathing suit.
You look... Nice, real nice.
You know what I thought about when I first saw you?
Collard greens and corn bread, I ain't gonna lie to you.
And Wilson Pickett.
I mean, you got, like, one of them
In The Midnight Hour bodies, baby.
Hey, uh, do you go swimming often?
I can't swim a lick and I'm a Pisces.
Ain't that a trip?
What's your sign?
No, don't tell me. Let me guess.
Virgo. No, no, no.
I'm getting Capricorn vibes from you.
♪ Should I go on and try
♪ Or forget it?
♪ Life is short
♪ Will I live to regret it?
♪ By your glance
♪ This romance does say let it
♪ Sweetheart
♪ So be one
♪ Be a fool
♪ Go ahead
♪ And fall in
♪ Love ♪
Do you love me?
Yes.
Do you really love Gamma Phi Gamma?
Yes.
Well, you're going to have to prove it.
I love you.
Gamma men!
(ALL YELLING)
Chucky.
Brothers, tonight is Half-Pint's night.
Look, I told your cousin I was going to take care of you.
So that's what I'm gonna do. Dean Big Brother Almighty.
What are you talking about?
Look, tonight, I'm going to give you a very, very special gift
from me...
to you.
No, no. That's out.
Look, look, I told you I wasn't pledging no virgins.
You're a Gamma man now.
It's time for you to become a real man.
Go, go, go, go!
I like that. I like to have a little fun.
(ALL CHATTERING)
Go, go, go!
(BARKING)
Shut up!
Half-Pint, you wear her out
like a natural Gamma man.
(GAMMITE BARKING) GAMMITE: Gamma dog!
GAMMITE 2: First time I've wished I was Half-Pint.
Shut up!
MAN: Yo, you gotta have a dick.
GAMMITE 2: Yes.
GAMMITE: Meow.
Shit.
You're a Gamma man now.
Prove that I did the right thing by letting you go over.
Prove it.
Work it.
Want to borrow one of my prophylactics?
GAMMITE 3: Do it, dude.
(GAMMITE GRUNTING)
Definitely...
I said shut up, damn it!
Jane, we don't got to do this.
Shut up and get undressed.
Come here.
Grady, I'm hungry.
Can we go get some food?
I've got food in my room. What you want?
I got some Vienna sausage.
I got me some Underwood Deviled Ham, some sardines,
some Premium Saltine Crackers.
I got all that.
No. You're so country.
I want some real food.
Oh. Oh, oh, Lord.
Oh, my knee done went out on me again.
What happened? You all right?
Oh, I banged it up. I banged it up today.
I'll tell you what.
You take me to get some food, and I'll rub it.
(CHUCKLING)
Yeah.
Is your roommate in?
No. I got the room to myself.
Okay, because I need my privacy.
(CHUCKLING)
Yo, did you hear that?
I ain't heard nothing.
Shh.
(MUFFLED NOISE)
(CHUCKLING) There it is again.
Homeboy's doing okay. Yeah.
GAMMITE: He's doing the Gamma slammer.
GAMMITE 2: There it is.
GAMMITE 3: Work it.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
One of y'all. Could you... Could you take Doris, please?
Ain't nothing wrong with Doris, man.
She's the only woman on campus that could look up to you.
That's right. What you talking about?
Don't you feel good?
Damn, you ain't needing a girl anyway, man.
Stop crying.
Excuse me.
Move, man. Move out of the way.
Don't you see a lady present?
What's up, dude?
How are you gentlemen this fine night?
Y'all have a restful sleep.
I knew you was a Taurus.
You look so good, you ought to be on Soul Train, you know that?
I'm going to put you on Dance Fever, baby.
Mmm, mmm. Mmm, mmm.
Looky here, looky here, looky here.
Come on over here, girl.
(GRADY MOANING)
Grady, we're not alone.
That ain't nothing but a lumpy mattress, baby.
That's your roommate in here.
If you be quiet, they'll never even know.
I'm a silent lover, baby, and if you don't scream, I sure won't holler.
Will you let go? Baby. Come on.
Get off me. Are you crazy?
No. You crazy.
You call me when you get it together.
Hey, baby, you almost stepped on my sneakers!
I'll call you in the morning.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Thanks for walking me back to my room. I appreciate it.
That was quick.
She sure left in a huff, homeboy.
I heard of premature, man, but shit...
That's right, God damn it.
You made it kind of quick. Fuck all y'all!
Bye, Quick Draw McGraw.
Monroe would've been in there longer than that.
Yeah, I... I would've been in there longer than that.
Shut up.
Damn. How long that motherfucker been in there?
I'm going in there.
She might've killed the boy.
No.
Half-Pint! Half-Pint! Half-Pint!
DOUBLE RUBBER: So, Half-Pint, how was it?
MUSTAFA: Was it like you had imagined it?
DOO-DOO BREATH: Or dreamed about?
From now on, we're going to call you Full-Pint.
Speech! Speech!
Lots of pressure, Pint.
Wait, wait, wait.
Just let me walk Jane to her car, okay?
That's all I want to do. Then I'll come back and tell you everything.
You the man, dude. You the man.
(ALL WHOOPING)
Don't flatter yourself.
Half-Pint, it wasn't for you.
(MEN CHUCKLING)
Gamma men, it's been a good night.
I'll see you all in the morning. Dog, good time.
Good night. Good for Half-Pint.
We're out of here. Big dog.
GAMMITE: Buenos noches.
I, uh, did what you said.
Oh, yes? And what was that?
I did it.
You what?
You told me.
(STAMMERING) Wait a minute.
You gave it up to Half-Pint?
Yeah. You gave it up?
How could you do this, Jane? You told me.
How could you do this? You boning my own frat brother?
No, I didn't tell you that. The hell I told you that!
What? Jane, I thought you loved me.
I do love you. No. You don't love me.
No. No, you love what I stand for.
You love Gamma Phi Gamma.
Julian. No.
You're in love with Dean Big Brother Almighty.
No, that's not true!
You don't even see Julian anymore, Jane.
How could you do this? Why are you doing this to me?
How could you?
Why am I... Why are you doing this to me?
You are blinded by the black and silver. No, Jane.
Jane, I'm sorry. I only wanted to love you.
Jane, you're wrong. You're wrong, Jane.
I've been trying to tell you this for so long.
(SOBBING) No! No. No. I am...
Jane, I am not here for you anymore.
I want to tell you something.
This was your final test.
Your final test. And you failed, Jane.
Jane, you blew it.
You blew it. I'm sorry.
What can I do? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Jane.
(SOBBING) Please.
(CRYING) Julian.
Dap!
Dap! Open the door!
Dap!
Are you out of your fucking mind?
I got to see Dap. I got to see my cousin.
It's a motherfucking 5:00 in the motherfucking morning. Dap!
Get him up, then. He's sleeping. I'm sleeping.
MAN: Fuck y'all, man! Yeah. Okay.
Get him up. Right.
Dap!
Dap, open up. I know you're in there.
Come on. Open up.
Dap, come on. What's the matter, man? You okay?
I'm okay. Let me in.
No. Rachel's sleeping.
She's always sleeping over here, man. Yeah.
What do you want, Darrell? Let me in.
Rachel's sleeping. What do you want, Darrell?
Check this out.
I'm over. A Gamma man. Oh, shit.
A Gamma man. All right. Congratulations.
You didn't think I was gonna make it. No, I thought
you was gonna make it. Nah, you didn't.
No, okay. Congratulations. You're right.
I didn't think you was gonna make it. Congratulations.
(BARKING) I'm sorry.
It takes a real man to be a Gamma man
'cause only a Gamma man... Yo, calm down. Calm down.
G-Phi-G! Guess what. Yo, be quiet.
(GRADY YELLING) What, what, what, what?
Ain't no virgin no more.
Really? Yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold up. Hold up.
When did this minor miracle occur?
Tonight. Tonight's my night. No shit?
Guess who.
Who?
Jane.
Yeah, right. Jane Toussaint, right?
Fine-ass Jane. (LAUGHING) Yeah. Yeah, sure.
You fucked Julian's girl?
Big Brother Almighty hooked the shit up.
It was good.
Julian's girl, huh?
Yo, cuz, I fucked the girl like a Gamma man should.
Yeah, I bet you did. Come on, Dap!
What's wrong with you? Get off me, Dap!
What the fuck is wrong with you, Darrell?
I just got this sweater tonight, man!
You lucky you got your life now, man.
Get off me! Why did you do that?
You're just like the rest of them! Dap, get off of me.
Get the fuck out of my face, man. You're not my cousin no more.
No, I'm not your cousin no more.
That bunch of pussy-school privates is your family now.
That's right, I'm a Gamma man.
And I'm calling your mother
and I'm telling her what you did.
It takes a real man to be a Gamma man...
It takes a real fucking asshole to do what you did.
Gamma! Get the fuck out of here.
Where you going?
Out.
Wait for me.
Grady. Grady, wake up.
What?
What the fuck is going on tonight?
Damn.
Wake up!
Hey, Jordan, wake up!
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up, come on.
Come on, wake up. Wake up.
(BELL RINGING)
DAP: Wake up!
Wake up!
Dap!
Wake up!
Please,
wake up.
(ALARM BLARING)
(WE'VE ALREADY SAID GOODBYE PLAYING)
♪ You can read like a dimestore novel
♪ the apprehension and fear
♪ First you get the romance
♪ And then there's trouble, maybe tears
♪ Still I let you
♪ In spite of distance or myself
♪ I wanted to resolve this
♪ Before I dealt with someone else
♪ But there is nothing to say
♪ We didn't know yesterday
♪ We've already said goodbye
♪ Before we say hello
♪ It's in my formal gestures
♪ Waste around the words
♪ There's little of sincerity
♪ Either lovers try to make heard
♪ No
♪ Well, maybe there's some feeling
♪ Behind the choice cliches
♪ Our choice was leave them abandoned
♪ And maybe they'll go away
♪ And there's not much to be saved
♪ Those promises have been betrayed
♪ We've already said goodbye
♪ Before we say hello
♪ Well, maybe there's some feeling
♪ Behind the choice cliches
♪ Our choice was leave them abandoned
♪ And maybe they'll go away
♪ And there's not much to be saved
♪ Those promises are betrayed
♪ We've already said goodbye
♪ Before we say hello
♪ And there's not much to be saved
♪ Those promises are betrayed
♪ We've already said goodbye
♪ Before we say
♪ Hello
♪ Nobody cried
♪ When we said goodbye
♪ No reason why
♪ Nobody cried
♪ When we said goodbye
♪ No reason why
♪ Goodbye, goodbye
♪ Goodbye, baby
♪ Goodbye, goodbye
♪ Ooh, goodbye
♪ Goodbye, baby
♪ Goodbye, goodbye
♪ Goodbye, goodbye ♪
(MAN SNICKERING)
WOMAN: Turn that sucker off.